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Cryptic Quiz- the answers and the winners!

Thanks to everyone who bought a sheet, and to the brave ones who struggled with it. It seems to have been a bit harder this time. There were lots who scored 70 out of 70:  Sheila Smith, Stephen Nye, Douglas MacCreadie, Stewart & Ann Buchan, Harry MacDonald, Margaret MacDonald, Mick Pegram & Daphne Morgan, Chris Chantler, Ros Ellis, Wendy King, Ruth Dallaway,  Mick Clarke, Jenny Hadingham, Charles Crosbie, Clive Buddle, Eric Jackson, Andrew Ashenhurst, Pauline Cooke, Clive Roper, Tim McDonald, Patsy Watkins, Sue & John Bilsby, Lynnie Porter, Steve Greenhill, Jill Fitzgerald.

As usual, it was exremely difficult to choose between the tie-breaker clues. Inevitably, it’s a subjective choice. I tend to go for the ones that hang together nicely, without words or ideas that are dragged in. In the end, I plumped for these (with two different treatments of ‘first’)

  1. Harry MacDonald’s topical  He may need to make new arrangements for the internet era (entertainer)
  2. The Buchans’ Box containing… nothing! First with the jokes, as ever (cartoonist)
  3. Sheila Smith’s Designer plays catchier tune first  (architect)

For a couple of extra prizes, how about Douglas McCreadie’s difficult but very clever When running a joint exercise, one of the cherubim has trouble doing without aid from Putin (butcher – yes, it took me a while); and Ray Foxell’s Happy couples have never had this dog  (crossword setter).

But there were quite a few other good ones that worked well. You’ll find the best ones below the list of answers & explanations.

So, thank you all once again. This sheet raised over £550 (mainly thanks to my friend Nola shifting masses of the printed version in and around Hastings), and it means we’re able to fund a  much-needed TB unit in the little Health Centre in Hastings SL.  I’ll let everyone know when the Winter 2021 quiz is ready.

The Winter 2020 answers & explanations:

  1. Plumber – P (quiet) + lumber
  2. Rabbit – Ramble on = to rabbit, shortened (endlessly)
  3. Taxi driver – Über / Uber, the taxi firm
  4. Fishmonger – Sh + mo(brief moment) inside finger
  5. Consultant – Consult  + Ant  (Accountant not accepted)
  6. Actuary –  (insurance company statistician)
  7. Golf pro – Flog reversed, pro = on behalf of
  8. Restaurateur – (anagram ‘tutus are rare’)
  9. Costermonger – (Sorry! Supposed to be an anagram, but there’s one -r- too many in ‘Mr Scrooge rent’. I tried to let everyone know)
  10. Don – As in “Quiet Flows the Don “ by Sholokhov
  11. Engineer –  Sounds like engine ear.
  12. Pawnbroker – (Spoonerism) Brawn poker
  13. Astronaut – Anagram of to Saturn a
  14. Carpenter – Carp + enter
  15. Cashier – (to dismiss from Army in disgrace)
  16. Journalist – Anagram ‘just in oral’
  17. Editor – (sounds like) (h)ead (h) itter
  18. Janitor – Anagram of ‘Trojan I’
  19. Mortician – Anagram of I + a romantic
  20. Lawyer – Reverse, hidden answer: grey Wall
  21. Solicitor – Anagram of ‘colitis or’
  22. Gondolier – Anagram of ‘doing role’
  23. Rector – recto = right hand page(s) + r = right
  24. Laundress – Sounds like lawn dress
  25. Surveyor – Anagram of ‘very sour’
  26. Vet – Thou shalt not co-vet thy neighbour’s ass…
  27. Obstetrician – Anagram of ‘cabinet riots’
  28. Tour guide –  Anagram of ‘guru to die’
  29. Tailor – Hidden word: in retail or…
  30. Seamstress – Main = sea; + mistress minus -i-
  31. Shepherd – [go]pher inside shed (moult)
  32. Programmer – Sounds like pro grammar  (I eventually decided ‘grammarian’ wasn’t quite good enough)
  33. Pastrycook – Anagram of ‘copy a stork’
  34. Conjuror – Con = deceive, juror = one of 12 on jury
  35. Reporter – Re= about, porter = type of dark beer
  36. Stand-up comic
  37. Lollipop lady. [Controls street crossings outside schools]
  38. Author – Au = gold, Thor = hammer-throwing Norse god
  39. Meteorologist – Anagram of ‘remotest igloo’
  40. Radiologist – Anagram of ‘drat is igloo’
  41. Opera singer – O = love per = through + a Singer (brand name)
  42. Nurse – Anagram of ‘runes’
  43. Bartender – Spoonerism: tar bender
  44. Tinker – Used to mend holes in pots
  45. Head waiter –  Spoonerism: Wed (= married) + hater (= misanthropist)
  46. Barrister – ‘Taking silk’ is height of barrister’s career progress
  47. Magistrate – Magi = 3 Kings; strate = anagram of ‘taters’
  48. Trapeze artist – Anagram of ‘Tzar Peter is at’
  49. Organist – Anagram of ‘trains go’ – he plays in the organ loft
  50. Chimney sweep-  Chimneys = stacks, weep = cry
  51. Maître d’ –  Anagram of I’m rated
  52. Antique dealer – Anagram of ‘quite a learned’
  53. Osteopath – Anagram (mad) of ‘he’s potato’ (Ignore punctuation)
  54. Dowser-  Old penny= d + anagram (off) of ‘worse’
  55. Hedger – Headgear without ‘a’ twice
  56. Masseuse – Ass inside Meuse
  57. Hairdresser – Hot = H, look = air, + (Queen’s) dresser
  58. Sawyer – Tom = Tom Sawyer. (Saw has teeth, sawyer makes board)
  59. Paramedic – Anagram of ‘epic drama’
  60. Gamekeeper – Match = game; goalie = keeper
  61. Glazier – Start of ‘getting’ = g; + lazier
  62. Croupier – Comparative of adjective ‘croupy’. [betters = gamblers]  (I didn’t accept ‘horseman’ – hoarse doesn’t quite cover ‘nastier cough’, and horseman is hardly a job)
  63. Fortune teller –  Bank clerk = teller.
  64. Usherette – Anagram of ‘true these’
  65. Dog walker  (I accepted dog warden)
  66. Midwife – Anagram of dem (short demo) + wifi
  67. Upholsterer – At uni = up; composer = Holst; hesitate = er
  68. Chambermaid – Potty = chamber; crazy = mad; first person = I
  69. Toastmaster – To + anagram of (turn)  ‘a mattress’
  70. Auctioneer – ‘Lots’ in sense of items at auction.

Some of your very good clues (in case you haven’t had enough of all this nonsense) in no special order :

  1. Might he curb the trend to go vegan? (7)
  2.  Recently made redundant – harsh fact, mister! (6,9)
  3. Write naff card …along double lines? (7,6)
  4. What a mix-up! Instead of lap dancers, a bloke with exotic plants turned up  (10)
  5. A tailless bird is strikingly agile when up against eleven in the field. (7 letters).
  6. Spooner said he was a lone voice but it sounds like he was the complete yachtsman (10)
  7. One sitcom in which a smith excelled (9)
  8. He gets the wind up on board (11)
  9. Where does a hot, hot rapper go? In the dark, sometimes (11)
  10. Competitor on the river – on a jetski, perhaps (13)
  11. They’re like a lachrymose revolutionary (8)
  12. Isn’t love the sort of subject he’d write about? (8)
  13. Mummy would quickly fall apart if not for him (8)
  14. Taxi is more fashionable for the sailors (5,4)
  15. Guevara didn’t hit the target, by the sound of it (7)
  16. Redesigned lapdances garnered attractive outdoor space (9,8)
  17. Coach Number 1 wood (5,6)
  18. He keeps high-flyers on track (3,7,10)
  19. Low sort of thief (10)
  20. This boxer was open all hours (9)
  21. University’s chief sin? Constructing ranch to store instrument (4,10)
  22. Observe builder doing intricate work (10)
  23. Stockman with a sac, you say? (10)
  24. Does he disturb Mr Spooner’s cows? (9)
  25. Rush forward (7)
  26. He’ll only have a single malt, probably (7)
  27. Melting tarmac runs into dilapidated ship (10)
  28. High street trader, inexperienced at first, sounds fatter and uglier (11)
  29. Sounds like King Edward wasan’t really regal (11)
  30. She is a little contrary in idle domesticity (5)
  31. He loves his ship, though he doesn’t actually say so (9 – or 5)

A couple of musical clues:

32. Friend of Ernie in the West (7)

33.Want to see them bill ‘n coo, then George says this is the job for you (6,7)

34. And one suggested by Mrs A.Ives’ clue: Insect heard heading for the backside first – the blood-sucker! (12)

Answers:

  1. butcher
  2. Father Christmas (well that could be a job in a store!)
  3. traffic warden
  4. landscaper
  5. acrobat
  6. wholesaler
  7. economist (read A[dam] Smith)
  8. draughtsman
  9. photographer
  10. industrialist
  11. teachers (Che in tears!)
  12. novelist
  13. embalmer
  14. cabin crew
  15. chemist
  16. landscape gardener
  17. train driver
  18. air traffic controller
  19. undertaker
  20. arkwright
  21. vice chancellor (clever punctuation in the clue)
  22. watchmaker
  23. pharmacist
  24. shoemaker
  25. surgeon
  26. teacher
  27. pharmacist
  28. greengrocer
  29. commentator
  30. model  (clever way of indicating a reversed word)
  31. boatswain (or bo’sun)
  32. milkman
  33. window cleaner
  34. phlebotomist